Meet Scene: Fred & Ethyl: The Not-So-Bright Intelligent Life from outer-space


Setting: A metallic spaceship hovering above Earth. The interior looks high-tech, yet things are frequently malfunctioning.


Fred: (Staring at a floating cup of space juice, trying to grab it but keeps missing) “You know, Ethyl, in the manual they said anti-gravity was the future. They just never mentioned how anti gravity it would be.”

Ethyl: (Reading a manual titled “How To Land Without Exploding”) “I miss gravity. I also miss having a spaceship that comes with pre-installed landing gear. Do you have a screwdriver?